Is Michael Pinson, Douchebag, looking to run against Congressman Bill Young?
Alright, so when Michael Pinson, Douchebag, is not serving a judge for an event called Hunks in Trunks Swimsuit Fashion Show & Contest, he is threatening the world that he is considering — BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE ARE ASKING HIM — to run for Congress:
Oh, MIchael, we take you for what you are, trust us.
A Douchebag!
The most intriguing part of this Facebook message is how Pinson makes it out like people are actually asking him to run for political office. Here’s how I think those conversations actually go:
Pinson (dressed in white linen shirt, accompanied by Asian-looking karaoke singer) to innocent bystander: “Hey, what do you think about me running for Congress for one day?”
Innocent bystander: “You? Run for Congress? Bwwwaaahhhaaahhhaaa”
See, the problem there is that the innocent bystander, while laughing at the mere thought of Pinson running for Congress, did so in the form of a question, thereby convincing Pinson, whose brain is besotted with vinegar and water, that he was asked to run for Congress, which is technically true.
Unfortunately, Pinson’s latest threat of running for Congress is no laughing matter. In his latest Facebook missive, El Douchebago hints strongly that he will run against Congressman Bill Young in 2012:
In no uncertain terms, Pinson called out Rep. Young in another post he wrote last night:
Guys, if we Republicans are not willing to say the same thing about long term Republicans in Congress, then we are just as wrong….for example, you cannot have term limits but you want to re-elect Bill Young in 2012 after he has been in of…fice since about 1968. There needs to be a retirement time or term limits is mere talk and no action in the GOP. Are you willing to thank Congressman Young for this service but ask him to retire after 2010? I am told by many in the party who are saying NO WAY as Congressman Young “brings in the pork to Pinellas County”. You mean the same PORK that the GOP is complaining that the Democrats are spending?
I don’t think Pinson will have the stones to actually run for anything, much less challenge a beloved figure like Bill Young, but in case he does, he should check out who owns the domain name votemichaelpinson.com.
It’s fine to view web sites along with information and many thanks for the share which you’ve got given. Normally, I’m pretty pleased, but etc…