Candidate gets a big endorsement with must-see (but NSFW) campaign ad

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In his latest campaign flyer, Arizona congressional candidate Gary Kiehne – a horse rancher by trade – is shown on his farm, talking with two other men. The text below hits all the Republican marks: smaller government, lower taxes, repeal Obamacare. No surprises there.

But the ad offers something … more.

Just over Kiehne’s left shoulder, in the background, is a male horse.

How do we know it’s a male? Because of its elongated penis.

Of course, as with other political “dick pics,” the (now-NSFW) flyer has become somewhat of an Internet sensation, courtesy of Reddit.

Some saw it as a veiled message.

“The understated, nearly subliminal, show of male potency and phallic power is used to increase the individuals appeal to the audience,” says Reddit user RockNRollJedi.

Others were more to the point.

“Vote for Kiehne! He’s not dicking around,” says Knightmare1713.

To Kiehne, a candidate who always seems to be in the company of livestock (nearly every one of his campaign website photos show Kiehne on the farm) a horse penis is nothing special to look at – so to speak.

Gary Keihene horse dick

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