Caption contest: Why do satanists love Rick Scott?

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By now, we all know that today’s rally of Florida satanists in support of Governor Rick Scott was a hoax — once so convincing MSNBC even fell for it.

Still, the “satanists” did gather today outside of Florida’s capitol, although it’s been reported that there were more reporters present than actual rally goers.

But didn’t Keyser Soze once say that the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was to convince the world he did not exist? Well, what if the Devil tricked us again today, convincing the Florida press corps that this rally was just a hoax?

In the comments section, leave your caption for the picture of today’s rally taken by Margie Menzel of the News Service of Florida: Why do satanists love Rick Scott?

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