Among the 10 Most Miserable-Sounding Events at the RNC via Vanity Fair, (h/t to Michael Kruse):
10. “The Alabama delegation hosts a ‘Starship Cruise.'” … 5. “Kid Rock performs at the Liberty Plaza next to Tampa Forum.” … 3. “The Hill hosts a ‘Women to Watch’ party with Beam and Skinny Girl Cocktails at the Pop Up Nightclub Venue.”