God did not want Matt Gaetz to be Speaker; He wanted him on Twitter

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There was a reason Matt Gaetz did not become Speaker-designate. God wanted Matt to puthis intellect and wit to greater use by becoming THE Florida legislator to follow on Twitter.
Here is a collection of Matt Gaetz’s #LegislativeDictionary:
*In the#LegislativeDictionary “my esteemed colleague” really means “that member of the other party that I don’t like very much”
*In the#LegislativeDictionary “your bill has been refered to Rep. Schenck’s committee” generally means “your bill is dead.”
*In the#LegislativeDictionary “I’ll work with you before the next committee stop” means “please just be quiet and vote yes on my bill.”
*In the#LegislativeDictionary “level the playing field” means “I’m out to screw somebody else’s business model”
*In the#LegislativeDictionary “hold my program harmless” means “I need a carve out.”
*In the#LegislativeDictionary “close the loophole” really means “raise somebody else’s taxes”
“Thank you for that excellent question” means “that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.”#LegislativeDictionary
Other People Who Have Followed Suit:
ChrisLCarmody: In Conference “thank you for your generous offer” is#LegislativeDictionary for “not gonna happen.”?/div>

Ryan_N_Wiggins Ryan Wiggins
“@marcacaputo calling @mattgaetz out for a tweet” really means “slow news day at the Capitol.”#KeepGeatzTweeting #LegislativeDictionary
JamesGrantFL James Grant
@ChrisLCarmody #LegislativeDictionary for invoking sheen on House floor? Bold declaration of greater amts of tigerblood than one’s opponent
Mcarl68 Michael Carlson
“I haven’t read through the whole bill yet…” means “I’m voting against your bill.”#LegislativeDictionary
guscorbella Gus Corbella
“I will be brief” in the Capitol means you will be anything but.#LegislativeDictionary
MearKat00 Kathy Mears
When you want to debate, but it’s only second reading, you start your zinger with, “would you believe…”#LegislativeDictionary @mattgaetz
Eric_Jotkoff Eric Jotkoff
Dean Cannon’s “he is an embarrassment” means “he is 100% correct so I am going to lash out & personally attack him.”#LegislativeDictionary
TimStapleton67 Tim Stapleton
“I will listen to the debate in committee” really means “I am voting against your bill.”#LegislativeDictionary @mattgaetz
Eric_Jotkoff Eric Jotkoff
Worth following @mattgaetz for his#LegislativeDictionary tweets. Ignore out-of-touch, extremist, Tea Party agenda from his other tweets

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