John Morgan, tell us how you really feel.
The Orlando uber-attorney, a leading figure behind November’s ballot initiative that seeks to legalize medical marijuana, went toe-to-toe on Thursday with Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd at a debate sponsored by the Lakeland Ledger.
Judd is leader of the Don’t Let Florida Go to Pot coalition.
The debate must have went well for Morgan.
After arguing the merits of Amendment 2, Morgan laterĀ visited a āget out the voteā rally, which quickly turned into an āunpluggedā confession.
An NSFW one, at that.
Morgan, who admitted he got āfucked upā at Outback Steakhouse after the debate, laid it on the line with the rowdy, mostly young audience.
“Shit happens,” he said.
In a video taken Thursday evening, Morgan ā Ā drink in hand ā is shown reminiscing aboutĀ having a āmarijuana buzzā and smoking āa lot of grassā when he had “got outside the border of Polk County.”
āFor the reefer,ā the crowd chanted in response; a play on the famous Morgan & Morgan āFor the Peopleā tagline.
āGrady Judd is a good sheriff,ā Morgan rambled to the crowd, many of them in their mid-20s. “I wonāt disparage Grady Judd.”
āBut Iām here for one reason tonight and one reason only ⦠to legalize medical marijuana.ā
As he worked the room āand even when drunk, he is a master ā MorganĀ consideredĀ the people in the audience his āchildrenā today.
At the 2:30 mark, though, he really tells it to them straight.
āYou lazy pieces of ⦠you know what ⦠if you motherfuckers donāt get out and vote ⦠fuck it all ⦠we canāt win, Iām telling you that.ā
āIf you donāt get out of your goddamn beds and vote,ā he added. āWe will lose.ā
Morgan then gets serious, asking Ā the audience to listen to this āold gray motherfucker.ā
He then told the audience about the time got the call when he was 21 years-old, telling him his brother was paralyzed in an accident, and how over the following 23 years, marijuana saved his brother from aĀ Ā life of constant pain.
“I’m not a marijuana guy, but I’m a family guy,” he continued. “I want to ask you, if youĀ do just one thing this Election Day … Get off your motherfucking asses and vote.”
It may not beĀ quite the same ācompassionate careā argument heard elsewhere, but it certainly cameĀ fromĀ Morgan’sĀ heart ā or something like that.
Morganās new stand up routineĀ is also available on YouTube.
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