Quick … what’s missing from this picture of Charlie Crist speaking at the Hillsborough County Democratic Party’s Kennedy King Dinner?
I’ll give you a hint … there’s a reason why he’s not wearing his suit jacket.
Figured it out yet?
That’s right, his f*cking trademark fan is not on stage with him!
Not only did the Hillsborough Democrats not spell Charlie’s name right in the event program, they forgot to put a fan on stage with the Tan Man.
No wonder Charlie speech ran only eight minutes. Charlie was too damn hot.
Some have suggested the Hillsborough Democrats aren’t to blame for this gross oversight. Crist’s ubiquitous companion, Greg Truax, was the one responsible for making sure Charlie had his fan. Well, it looks like Truax dropped the ball. And is that surprising? The last campaign Truax ran, if you may remember, was Dick Greco’s abortion of a mayoral campaign in 2011.