Read this hilarious ‘help wanted’ ad from the News Service of Florida

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It’s not as pitch-perfect as Matthew Doig’s legendary ‘help wanted’ ad for the Sarasota Herald-Tribunebut this posting from my friends at the News Service of Florida is both hilarious and somewhat tragic:

“If you want a glamorous and sexy  job that’s easy and pays a lot, well, good luck. If you want to spend a lot of time reading proposed legislation, sitting through committee meetings and late night floor sessions, filing multiple stories for decent but average pay in a town that’s not that close to a beach,  and covering Florida Gov. Rick Scott – who doesn’t really want much coverage, you might be a good fit for us. We’re an online news service that covers the nuts and bolts of the legislative world – bills filed and debated, arguments over not just the high profile issues, but the obscure. We also cover the  bureaucracy, and we do our share of campaign stories . We need a geeky type who likes understanding issues that make others cringe. Our audience includes a large number of discerning insiders who subscribe to have our stories delivered to them directly via email, as well as all the major newspapers in the state, plus a lot of TV and radio stations.  We’re a growing, well-respected company that  does serious journalism and values the trust of its readers.  Interested? Contact David Royse: royse@newsserviceflorida.com. No phone calls please.”

Just makes you want to update your resume, doesn’t it.

H/t to Lilly Rockwell,

 

Peter Schorsch is the President of Extensive Enterprises and is the publisher of some of Florida’s most influential new media websites, including SaintPetersBlog.com, FloridaPolitics.com, ContextFlorida.com, and Sunburn, the morning read of what’s hot in Florida politics. SaintPetersBlog has for three years running been ranked by the Washington Post as the best state-based blog in Florida. In addition to his publishing efforts, Peter is a political consultant to several of the state’s largest governmental affairs and public relations firms. Peter lives in St. Petersburg with his wife, Michelle, and their daughter, Ella.