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Panty police: Florida lawmaker wants to regulate intimate apparel try-ons

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Most women don’t try on underwear. For obvious reasons, it’s just icky. And stores who sell intimate apparel -– stuff that touches your hoo-ha -– have policies forbidding underwear try-ons and signage reminding women to leave their own undergarments on when trying on bathing suits or other nether-region covering garments. And there are those nifty little hygienic stickers in the crotch as an added barrier against multiple vagina contact. But, if all of those precautions are ignored by, let’s just…

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