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The 32 rules of Thanksgiving Touch Football

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If you have a healthy relationship with your family and speak to them all the time, you’re playing touch. If you see your family only once a year, it’s tackle. … A Nerf ball is OK but you should own a leather football. A leather football is one of the things every home must have, like a dishwasher and a bourbon distillery in the garage. … It’s two-hand touch. One-hand touch is for lazy people who buy turkey sandwiches out…

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