Scene starts in the middle of breakfast at a Waffle House. Rep. Brad Drake character on left, two unidentified men on right. Waitress buzzing around.
Unidentified man (UM): So, what you’re saying Brad is, you don’t think lethal injection goes far enough.
Brad Drake (BD): Hell no I don’t! We need to line those sum’ bitches and shoot ‘em right between the eyes.
Waitress, interrupts Unidentified Man: And what do you want on the side, honey? Bacon, ham or sausage.
Unidentified Man: Bacon please. Extra crispy.
Brad Drake: Exactly! Extra crispy is what I say. If it we’re up to me, I’d never have gotten rid of the electric chair. Put those fellas in Ol’ Sparky and run a few thousand volts through ‘em like the good old days.
Waitress: And do you want a biscuit, muffin or toast?
Unidentified Man: Toast please, a little burnt.
Brad Drake: A little burnt? Hell no, I want to see ‘em a lot of burnt. If you’re gonna fry someone, you got to make sure they’re fried. Or what’s the point.
Waitress, to second Unidentified Man 2: What would you like to drink?
Unidentified Man 2: I’ll take a cup of coffee and a big glass of water.
Brad Drake: Naaahhh, drowning the bastards will take too long. And where the heck are you gonna drown ‘em…the execution pool? Wait, I like that idea: The Execution Pool. We just tie those a-holes up to a big brick and drop ‘em in a big swimmin’ pool. That’ll teach ‘em.
Waitress: …and how do you want your eggs?
Unidentified Man 2: Sunny-side up please.
Brad Drake: That’s just perfect. Burn those little buggers. We get a big magnifying glass and point it at ‘em and watch ‘em burn. I use to do that with them there little ants when I was growing up. Plus, it won’t cost nuttin’. And the libs will like it ‘cause we’re using solar power!
(Big laugh from Drake)
Waitress to Brad Drake: And for you, sir?
Brad Drake: “Do you have cruelty free eggs today, I hate to see those chickens hurt at all…”