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I can’t stand The Real Housewives of Orange County

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Not really, I’m secretly obsessed. The materialism. The fake blonde hair. The fake boobs. The sense of entitlement. And, most of all, The Real Bitchy 20- year-old Daughters of the Real Housewives of Orange County. I just particularly hate one Housewife: Vicki. She is the most annoying human being ever put on to this planet. Her kids hate her. Her husband is set to divorce her. And I am going to take a brillo pad to that horrible eye make-up.
My contempt for Vicki only grew worse this past weekend when I was watching the show at the same time the movie Hannibal was playing. I kept flipping back and forth between the two programs and I made a startling discovery…Vicki is actually Mason Verger, the disfigured villain from that movie.

Peter Schorsch is the President of Extensive Enterprises and is the publisher of some of Florida’s most influential new media websites, including SaintPetersBlog.com, FloridaPolitics.com, ContextFlorida.com, and Sunburn, the morning read of what’s hot in Florida politics. SaintPetersBlog has for three years running been ranked by the Washington Post as the best state-based blog in Florida. In addition to his publishing efforts, Peter is a political consultant to several of the state’s largest governmental affairs and public relations firms. Peter lives in St. Petersburg with his wife, Michelle, and their daughter, Ella.

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