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The year of the openly gay candidate in Florida politics

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This is the year that Central Florida gays step boldly into the political spotlight, joining an increasingly large outpouring of gay candidates statewide. Four openly gay Orlando-area Democratic candidates are running for election in federal and state races this year; Valleri Crabtree in Florida’s 9th Congressional District centered in south Orlando and Kissimmee; Bob Poe in Florida’s 10th Congressional District centered in west Orlando. There is also Beth Tuura in the 47th Florida House District centered in central Orlando, and Carlos Guillermo…

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Photo: Brian Blair pisses his pants

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A loyal reader sent me this heartwarming photo of Brian Blair, candidate for Florida House District 47, on Blair was supposedly so shitfaced he pissed his pants.  For more on Brian Blair, please visit Brian Blair is a Douche.

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I file my first Election Complaint against Brian Blair, Douche Canoe

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It didn’t take me long to find several instances where Brian Blair, candidate for Florida House District 47 and a Douche Canoe, ran afoul of Florida election law. So, today, I filed my first complaint with the Florida Election Commission, this time for Blair not using the right disclaimer on an invitation to a campaign fundraiser.To read more about Brian Blair, Douche Canoe, please visit my new blog Brian Blair is a Douche.

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The post the Brian Blair campaign doesn’t want you to read: Fraternal Order of Police endorses Blair in H-47

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I imagine somewhere in the Fraternal Order of Police’s mission statement it probably says something about the organization and its members being dedicated to, you know, keeping people safe. Especially children. Especially children from abusive parents. In fact, on its website, it states that the FOP’s job is “to promote and foster the impartial enforcement of law and order.” It just makes sense: the police are the ‘good guys’ who arrest the ‘bad guys’ who hurt children. What I doubt…

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The post the Brian Blair campaign doesn’t want you to read: Fraternal Order of Police endorses Blair in H-47

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I imagine somewhere in the Fraternal Order of Police’s mission statement it probably says something about the organization and its members being dedicated to, you know, keeping people safe. Especially children. Especially children from abusive parents. In fact, on its website, it states that the FOP’s job is “to promote and foster the impartial enforcement of law and order.” It just makes sense: the police are the ‘good guys’ who arrest the ‘bad guys’ who hurt children. What I doubt…

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