Looking at the host committee for this fundraiser tonight for U.S. Rep. Bill Young, I have three questions:
Since the event is being held at Fazal Fazlin’s house, should we just assume he’s going to turn off the AC — like he usually does.
Since John Stross is headlining the host committee, does that mean it’s all you can eat of the Leverock’s crabcakes?
And since Connie Kone is also on the host committee, does that mean she’s still alive?
Please, Baby Ella, come to us today, so we don’t have to go to this fundraiser.