It’s lunchtime and you haven’t voted. What’s wrong with you?
Maybe you’re fed up with all the attack ads. Maybe you don’t subscribe to the lesser of two evils mentality you’re convinced exists in this gubernatorial match up between a Voldemort-looking drone with the personality of a house fly and political party swapper who loves to hug Democrats.
Maybe you don’t realize there’s other really cool (and important) stuff on the ballot. For example, medical marijuana. Did you know that was there beckoning your yes or no vote for doctors to be able to legally prescribe pot? How about a Pinellas transit referendum that could literally reshape how Pinellas residents and visitors get around? Did you know that voting yes for it means an extra penny sales tax, but voting no could spell a massive reduction in bus service that’s already lacking.
There’s all that, and more. So if you’re still searching for a reason to vote and trying to figure out where the f— to do it, here’s something special to get you started (and laugh at) on your lunch hour.