Website adds hilarious vulgarity to looking up polling places

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It’s lunchtime and you haven’t voted. What’s wrong with you?

Maybe you’re fed up with all the attack ads. Maybe you don’t subscribe to the lesser of two evils mentality you’re convinced exists in this gubernatorial match up between a Voldemort-looking drone with the personality of a house fly and political party swapper who loves to hug Democrats.

Maybe you don’t realize there’s other really cool (and important) stuff on the ballot. For example, medical marijuana. Did you know that was there beckoning your yes or no vote for doctors to be able to legally prescribe pot? How about a Pinellas transit referendum that could literally reshape how Pinellas residents and visitors get around? Did you know that voting yes for it means an extra penny sales tax, but voting no could spell a massive reduction in bus service that’s already lacking.

There’s all that, and more. So if you’re still searching for a reason to vote and trying to figure out where the f— to do it, here’s something special to get you started (and laugh at) on your lunch hour.

Check out this motherf— website.

Janelle Irwin has been a professional journalist covering local news and politics in the Tampa Bay area since 2003. She also hosts a weekly political talk show on WMNF Community radio. Janelle formerly served as the sole staff reporter for WMNF News and previously covered news for and various local neighborhood newsletters. Her work has been featured in the New York Daily News, Free Speech Radio News and Florida Public Radio and she's been interviewed by radio stations across the nation for her coverage of the 2012 Republican National Convention. Janelle is a diehard news junkie who isn't afraid to take on big names in local politics including Tampa Mayor Bob Buckhorn, the dirty business of trash and recycling in St. Pete and the ongoing Pier debacle. Her work as a reporter and radio host has earned her two WMNF awards including News Volunteer of the Year and Public Affairs Volunteer of the Year. Janelle is also the devoted mother to three brilliant and beautiful daughters who are a constant source of inspiration and occasional blogging fodder. To contact, email